Last night, I watched 2 hours and 40 minutes of mixed martial arts (MMA) fighting on CBS. There were five fights, and each was rendered in beautiful HD. Were they the best fighters and best fights? No, but I knew that going in. I’ve watched the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) and Pride since they started, and I pay $45 for each pay-per-view to see the UFC every month. It’s not in HD from my cable provider. In fact, it looks like crap. Half the fights I see now on UFC pay-per-views are the Ultimate Fighter TV show rejects who, despite losing the show, are still shoved down my throat like they are top-notch fighters. Turns out, sometimes they slip up and become entertaining to watch. That’s what I see in EliteXC.
EliteXC combined the pre-fight hype and fireworks of a Pride event with a string of B-list fighters. For something I didn’t pay for, I loved it. The picture quality was outstanding, the camera angles very good, and the fights were mostly entertaining. Would I tune in again? You better believe it.
The opening fight was Brett Rodgers vs. Jon Murphy. I never heard of either of them. Big deal, I had never heard of Goran Reljic, Antonio Mendes, Rousimar Palhares, or Shane Carwin on UFC 84’s fight card either. Everyone has to debut sometime. The fight was short, with these two heavyweights swinging fast and hard and one going down in a technical knockout. Isn’t that what everyone is always clamoring about? “Give me a knockout!” You got it. Plus, Brett Rodgers was led to the ring by Busta Rhymes. Cheesy? Oh yeah. Ever see a major recording artist part of the “show” at UFC? For the masses (to whom this event was targeted), it was highly entertaining.
This was followed by Joey Villasenor vs. Phil Baroni. Baroni came out with his normal Pride routine, which struck many as a WWE intro. It gave me plenty of time to pop some popcorn and refill my Coke. Every time I see Baroni fight, he loses. So, I was neither surprised nor disappointed when he got blown up in this fight.
In the first prime time female fight ever, Gina “Conviction” Carano (yeah, that’s Crush from American Gladiators) fought Kaitlin Young. I can’t help it, I’m on the Gina Carano bandwagon. I love watching her in Fight Girls, American Gladiators, and now, EliteXC. Because of that, this was a tense and exciting fight. Gina looked a little sloppy, but she used some Muay Thai kicks you don’t often see in MMA. She just out fought Kaitlin and busted her up pretty bad. The fight ended with Kaitlin unable to continue. It happens.
The fight of the night could have been and should have been Robbie Lawler vs. Scott Smith. Scott is one of these aforementioned Ultimate Fighter rejects that I sometimes get to pay $45 to see. I watched him for free (again, in HD) on EliteXC, and he was entertaining as could be. Lawler and Smith were swinging for the fences and doing their best to make the next Griffin vs. Bonner fight on national television. It was sloppy, it was painful, and I loved every second. One man would get the upper hand for a while, then it would swap. MMA’s version of drama. Then, Robbie accidentally poked Smith in the eye. The fight was declared no contest. It happens. I remember paying lots of money to see something similar happen to Randy Couture when he fought Chuck Liddell. There will be a rematch, and I’ll be tuned in to watch. Really, there was no better way for this fight to end for EliteXC. I’m not alone in my eagerness to see the rematch.
The main event was streetfighter Kimbo Slice vs. James Thompson. I’ve been watching Thompson get his butt handed to him in Pride several times (I’m recalling Aleksander Emelianenko and Kazuyuki Fujita, specifically). I’ve only heard of Kimbo but never seen him. So, this turns out to be a bit controversial. Kimbo displays that he is a talented striker but unexperienced ground fighter (as everyone already suspected). He showed that he is phenomenally strong, being able to shove massive Thompson around and off of him several times. At the end of the second round, Thompson got Kimbo against the cage and rained glancing blows down on him for over a minute with no defense. Most of the time, you see the referee stop the fight at this point. However, everyone always fusses when a fight is stopped too early, and when Kimbo got up, he was not beaten up and was not much worse for wear. Bad call or not, Thompson failed to put Kimbo away with those strikes. He didn’t get the ref’s call and he didn’t do any applicable damage. Them’s the breaks. In the last round, Kimbo busts the swollen ear on Thompson’s left side, causing it to bleed like crazy. Then, he hits him with a number of punches and Thompson staggers around with his eyes crossed. Having seen Thompson fight a couple times before, I’m familiar with the look. He’s kind of like Glass Joe in the original Punch-Out. Hit him a few times, and he’s done (not saying I could do it, but a big strong nasty dude like Kimbo…). The ref then stepped in and stopped the fight. Early stoppage? Maybe, but again, my experience watching Thompson is that this was all he had. Was I impressed with Kimbo? I was impressed by his presence. He has a charisma to him, and he is a physical specimen. Does that make him a great fighter? He’s got skill, but his ground game is a weak link. Not every fighter who sells tickets is the best fighter in the world.
In the end, I spent my Saturday night watching MMA with no additional investment. Was I on the edge of my seat through all the fights? No, but I was entertained throughout. I’m a fan of MMA, and I saw enough with EliteXC to get me to invest the same amount of money into watching the next event.